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beef log injection

"Beef Log Injection" means "penile penetration".

Craig gave Ashley a beef log injection.

by Sex Ed November 26, 2006


Log Ride

A Log Ride (sexual position) is when one person deficates (takes a shit) on another persons chest while in the sitting up position, then urinates (pisses) on them just above where they deficated. This reuslts in the feces (the shit, a.k.a. log) riding down the stream of urine (piss) to their stomache or further, much like a log going downstream.

"Chris said his wife let him give her a log ride the other night! That's were that stain on the carpet must have come from...."

by The Second-Hand Condom Man February 10, 2010


underwater log cabin

A pile of shit in the toilet

I've got to go to the bathroom to build an underwater log cabin

by Frank Grapes July 24, 2003


Abraham Lincoln log

When you shit in a girl's hand, and then she jerks you off.

Since I just ate Taco Bell, I figured it was the perfect time to receive an Abraham Lincoln log.

by H0RSE November 08, 2006


Mississippi log jam

when a person takes a huge shit and stops up the toilet at the local McDonald s and the next person takes a shit in the same toilet .

bobby ran in the mcdonalds to take a shit but too his surprise he ran into a Mississippi log jam

by Mr.PonyCock October 03, 2009


Colombian Log Flume

A fetish act in which a person who is suffering from diarhea poops on the chest of another person. A third person then takes a "regular" dump on the chest. The turd slides down the trails of diarhea and slightly resembles a log flume.

"That girl I slept with last night had some crazy poop fetish. She wanted me to get another guy and have us give her a Colombian Log Flume."

by Sir Chico September 22, 2009


HEAT LOG

Phrase to quieten the plebs in the office, when a technological problem arises that is over Antonella's thinking capabilities.

Just letting you know that we are experiencing problems with sending & receiving faxes. An urgent Heat log has been raised & ITS are keeping me posted.

by Incognito March 30, 2005