Saying something even worse then what actually happened (still usually bad but not necessarily) to subvert expectations and make someone less upset about the second thing.
Person A: "I accidentally scratched your car."
Person B: "What!?! How bad is it?!"
Person A: "Actually, I just scraped your side mirror, but it should be fine. I was just pulling a government to subvert your expectations.”
When you make plans to go see Huey Louis and the news or go backpacking and the guy cancels a day before for something entirely pointless. Essentially blue balling the planner and bailing on plans.
Hey man! Wanna go see a movie next week? Sure! *cancels an hour before* "Sorry man I gotta go windex Lightbulbs." This dude just pulled a barger on me
To pull a Gigahert is to gain a lot of something in a short space of time.
Dave: Did you just see how many girls I had?!
Bob: Nah man?
Dave: I was pulling GHz
Bob: Ah safe, good man
Pulling a Tony Mo is the epitome of being Tony Mo. It means to go stinky mo godmode over 10 times a day in the bathroom without stopping. When Tony Mo does this, his intelligence increases by 3.455.
Wow, Motony was just Pulling a Tony Mo.
Pulling off an upset, being the ultimate underdog. Just like the Football club AFC Wimbeldon.
He's Pulling a Wimbeldon
A pull up palooza is a great ritual where men gather around and jump clap and whistle hence the name pull up pallooza
Yo meet me at the pull up palooza
When u stand at the edge of a tall place, throw your phone up and jump down to catch it.
(Another form of self-harm or suicide)
"Bro imma bout to throw a phone pull there."