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Pure blonde relates to someone who is naturally blonde
"You're Pure Blonde"
A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.
Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.
Briefcase Blonde:
A term usually used by Black men to describe a professional blonde that is now his submissive or slave, and is devoted to him.
"I've got me my Briefcase Blonde, and for her, there is no goin' back now that she's had Black."
Another name for Taylor Swift. Usually used by reasonable people who don't think she's anything special and shouldn't be idolized.
Mindy: omg omg omg I TOTALLY want tickets to Taylor Swifts era's tour!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Morty: You know what Mindy I'm not getting you tickets and I sure as hell don't see why you'd bend over for THAT BLONDE.
A blonde mop (or BM) is usually a male under the age of 16 who is long blonde hair. They can be mistaken for a girl and if the hair is bushy the blonde mop become a bushy blonde mop.
My son is a blonde mop
Trauma blonding: (verb) the act of bonding from one to another by way of being both blonde and traumatized
I went to the salon today for some trauma blonding it was a great session. I left blonde and happy.