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rachel is such a rachel like shes so short not even 5'2
A big,fat,white, nasty,trifllin smellin bitch who took you off the mothafucking schedule!
Yeah that rachel took me off the mothafucking schedule, that big,white,nasty, trifillin smellin ass bitch!
the coolest person in the whole wide world
rachel is the coolest and best person in the whole wide world
Rachel is a fucking badass who will kick your ass any day, while also giving you the best advice for every single one of your problems. Rachel is also 10 times smarter than you could ever be in most subjects and is always right, no matter the subject.
Rachel is gos
A Rachel is a fucking god who will kick your ass anyway, while also giving you perfect advice on all your problems. If you're friends with a Rachel count your lucky stars.
Rachel is god
A Rachel is always living 5 steps in the future. She appreciates what she has, but never stops dreaming how it could be better. A Rachel is frequently underestimating herself. Others see her style and talents, but she only sees her flaws. Once Rachel falls in love, she will love that person forever, regardless if it is reciprocated. Luckily, her love expands to encompass all who are worthy.
Oh, she still loves you after24 years? That's so Rachel of her.