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A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.
Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.
Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch
Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.
Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
When a person masturbates in public a public setting (class, at work, etc) whilst hiding it under their desk or clothing.
“Did you hear about Jared? The teacher caught him pulling a jack in the box during the lecture!”
my first love
Person 1: Wanna get McDonalds?
Person 2: *Jack from Jack In The Box comes out with an AK-47 and shoots Person 1 in the face 71 times*
Someone (usually female) who is beautiful on the outside and a lunatic on the inside
I meet this chick, but she turned out to be a Jack in the box. Beautiful on the outside, sang me pretty songs about life and then BAM!! Her crazy popped out!
a place that has bomb ass assin' ass food.
i just had some bomb ass assin' ass jack in the box.
Feed a girl a lot of beans and taco bell then the Male processed to lock her in a box then after 3 hours cut a hole in that box and put your nose in that hole and sniff for as long as you possibly can
P1:dude what's that smell
P2:oh me and my girl just di the Jack in the box
A person who jacks off in a box
What? You never Jack in the Box'ed in a drive thru?