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Using the regular postal service as opposed to e-mail; suggesting that the service is as slow as a snail.
My uncle send it by snail mail.
John: Sorry I am late.
Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.
Snail tracks refers to the natural lubrication of the vagina when a woman is excited. A snail leaves a slime track, and this is attributed to a woman who is horny and sitting down.
Damn Girl, you gonna leave snail tracks!
To eat pussy. Usually executed with tongue strokes that spell out a friends name so you can tell them about it later.
Jim: How was your date? Did you pack snail?
Mike: A little. I was going to town spelling out Mark and then I got the tap. I should've gone with Jim.
Jim: Yes you should have.
Term used to refer to, and lightheartedly joke about, the reality of sleeplessness and being up when the snails are out.
Well yes I have been doing a lot more snail hunting these days since I’ve been worried about zero income due to COVID!
in the same category as "awkward turtle", "TMI turkey", and "shady palm tree". you put your right hand in the position of a thumbs up then come up to the person you want to comfort and have your thumb climb up their arm.
"oh no, don't feel bad. here's the comfort snail."
1. A question as to one's sexual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie Spartacus (1960).
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.
"Do you like snails or oysters?"
"My taste includes both snails and oysters"