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The act of leaving a ammo or unwanted care package on the ground in modern warfare two to attract the other team and then kill them.
Player futterbuckers called in a care package, It was a ammo crate so they decided to use it as a bait crate. The other team killed them.
An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.
That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.
Someone that purposely goes out of their way to make another feel like they have no reason to be here.
It would be quicker to hire a crate kicker.
You can count on me to kick your crate mate!
When in doubt kick a crate out!
Mate have you tried the crate fish?
Life can be great if you just kick a crate.
Who needs mates when you can kick crates!
Crate's R Us.
Come down to your local rec centre to get lessons in crate kicking.
When your feeling low give us a call we will kick that crate from under you no questions asked.
Hire a mate to kick your crate! But only if you want it!
If you've been getting alot of hate, we'll kick your crate!
verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\
the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..
Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"
This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
PLAYER 1:
Hey, did you see that?
THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)
PLAYER 2:
Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
A good way of saying you worked one out with out sounding rude
Ashlyn :Hey Becky how was your lunch break
Becky : good I got some burritos and crated the day to let off some steam
this minge crate isn't letting me scroll through my instagram pics with the ease i expect
When you masterbait or are getting head
She gave me the ole crate daydo modie