Eating

(verb)

When there is nothing else to do.

I'm bored.

"Then start eating!"

eat on

something to eat, a time when you realize your shit is starving.

Damn dog, I'm a fitting to bust up out, my shit is honegree -- I'm a get my motherfucking eat on.

eats

A definition used to communicate the sensory perceptions of food. Used mainly by po'folks.

"The soup that eats like a meal."-Campbells Chunky Soup ad

"It eats like candy".-A poorly educated person commenting to me on the sweetness of a cantaloupe.

Eat

A more subtle way of telling somebody to eat a dick. Used singularly unless intensifying with multiple repetitions.

Guy #1: Yo man, you really suck at Halo.
Guy #2: Eat

Moments Later

Guy #1: Man, seriously. Are you gonna get any kills?
Guy #2: Eat Eat EAT

eat it

to eat someones asshole

Man that chemistry teacher really needs to eat it

eating in

It is what some who gives a blowjob calls it

-damn that was the best head of my life
-yea now thats what i call eating in

eating my eats

It means basically the same as getting up in someone's grill, bugging them or invading their privacy

"Yo man stop getting up in my grill, eating my eats"