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Google

Google is the biggest spy organization in the world.

1. Last night I saw many people having sex through house windows while I was using Google earth.

2. Google monitors or caches everything it can find on the internet. More recently it has ventured 'out-of-the-matrix' into the real world to collect data using advanced satellites and caches that data.

by BBangas March 10, 2009


Google+

A social networking site developed by Google that aims to copy every single other social networking site out there. Anyone who actually likes Google+ is the equivalent of that retard in college who still didn't have a phone.

I can't even bring myself to talk about this piece of shit. Google+ is an absolute joke.

by Mr Garbell! May 24, 2016


googled

to have your business model completely evaporate because Google decides to launch a free service that does exactly the same thing

"dude, why so glum?"
"well, i used to work for this cool internet startup, we had some great technology, and I was hoping to send my kids to college with my share options"
"what happened?!"
"we got googled..."
"mutherf*ckers!"
"hey, at least they're not evil..."

by neologo May 14, 2010


Google+

Google+ is a social networking and identity service that is owned and operated by Google, and also fucked Youtube's comment system in the ass.

John: Hey dude, did you check out the new Youtube?
Richard: Yeah, Google+ and Youtube mixed, it sucks balls, man.

by The Silly Gentleman April 09, 2014


Google

government owned operated global learning expiriment

Google is a government owned operated global learning expiriment

by patmcb March 31, 2017


googling

1. A way to pass the time at work.

2. A method by which one can surruptiously stalk the hot chick in accounting who is oblvious to you existance.

3. How I found a Paris Hilton download.

'Jetson, your googling will cost you your job'

by Frankie Hollywood December 23, 2003


Googleing

The act of putting googley eyes on various things such as; paintings, statues, etc.

My friend and I went statue googleing when we got bored.

by Opie2011 October 09, 2010