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When a dog or other animal manages to jump on a man's testicles with all four feet at the same time
My girlfriend's dog jumped on my crotch and gopher stomped me so bad I thought I pissed myself
When a girl/guy is giving you head and they pulls it out of his/her mouth for you to cum on their face and you bong them with your fist on the top of her head like carnival whack a mole game
She pulled out like I was gonna white washer her and I Minnesota gophered her
A long pole-like instrument used for stabbing, usually crudely formed.
The inmate made a gopher-shank to attempt to stab the guards.
A Gilded Gopher is when you defecate in an inappropriate manner, much like an upperdecker or sidecar, but you cover up the turd with spray-paint. The next unsuspecting user of the tub or toilet won't see the Gilded Gopher, because it's color matches the toilet or tub that it has been laid in.
That Gilded Gopher wasn't discovered until he filled the tub with bathwater, and by that time the whole room smelled like shit.
A team from total drama island. Y’all weird as fuck
“I want the screaming gophers to win!”
“Why are you even watching that cheesy show jfc”
boobs that hang and or sag low(see cowboobs or utters)
man1: yo see that girl? she had gopher boobs!
man2: gopher boobs? what are they?
man1: you take off the bra and they "gopher the floor"
man2: that is just fucked up
Gopher Monkey (Go-Fur--- Mon-key) n ---- It's like a gopher, only it goes "Eee! Eee! Eee!"
Kevin: "Holy cow man, did you see that Gopher Monkey pop out of the ground?"
Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"