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To give a blow job afer taking a drink of hot coffee.
Louis got a java job during his Valentine's day breakfast in bed.
A fireplace faux-log made mostly from coffee beans.
It is most effective when a handsome blonde-ish man (preferably named Opie) and his male friend (preferably a stupid stand-up comedian with an unclipped cock) light one up and then do the homo thing.
Hey man, let's put on a java log and play a Robert Reed roleplay!
One who spends a copious amount of time at various coffee shops.
person 1: Where is Kelly?
person 2: It's llpm and she's still at starbucks. She's such a java slut.
A derogatory term for those who prefer the Java programming language over C++. Mostly used by C++ programmers, since C, Lisp, and perl fans are not engaged in a direct holy war with Java programmers (Lisp is rivaled by perl, and C is rivaled by assembly).
Sam: "Oh shit. Valgrind says I have 600 megabytes of memory leaks."
Jacob: "Memory leaks? Oh right, C++ doesn't have garbage collection. Why don't you use a REAL language?"
Sam: "Shut up, Java nazi!"
The cardboard sleeve provided by Starbucks to protect one's hands from the heat of the coffee.
A fat person who drinks too much fucking coffee. fat
guy1 hey see that fat chick at starbucks sha has had 8 cups of coffee
guy2 i know right she is a total java the hut
Former Chicago radio host. Best known for his controversial 2003 interview with Justin Timberlake. His William Hung remixes helped usher in a nationwide phenonenom, for better or for worse.
Fired by Clear Channel Communications in 2005 for telling an innocuous racial joke.
Since his firing, Java Joel's favorite station is B96.