ill be the g a y to your l i p s!

when you not gay but use it for a excuse to kiss someone

ill be the g a y to your l i p s!

A n d y M a r c u s

A synonym for "perfect".

I could never grasp the meaning of "perfect" - until I met Andy. Suddenly, the definition fell into place, and my breath was taken away each moment I spent with him.

Perfection is not attainable. Unless you're A n d y M a r c u s.

F R U I T Y WITH-DA-YYYYYYYYYYYYY

A person that says it a lot to someone who seems gay when there not.

Man you are F R U I T Y WITH-DA-YYYYYYYYYYYYY

(x+y)^{n}=\sum _{k=0}^{n}{n \choose k}x^{n-k}y^{k}=\sum _{k=0}^{n}{n \choose k}x^{k}y^{n-k}.

Some good meth for yo head doode.

Person 1: "Yo, do you know that 2*2 =4 and 2+2= 4."
Person 2: "(x+y)^{n}=\sum _{k=0}^{n}{n \choose k}x^{n-k}y^{k}=\sum _{k=0}^{n}{n \choose k}x^{k}y^{n-k}."

D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.

"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.

M Y L I F E or My Life

This means hilarious

For example:
Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure :D
Person 1: M Y L I F E or My Life
Person 1 then proceeds to commit self kill

s m o k y b r o w n

A young man with dark skin, most likely from Nigeria, who is very perverted and dirty. He tends to make random noises at random moments. He sometimes wears glasses.

(by Terrør)

That idiot over there is just like s m o k y b r o w n.