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The best form of abstinence known to man. Give this to a guy and it's like a condom and wont ever break.
The uttermost hated thing by girls everywhere.
Sally: NOOOOOO, John got a copy of Black Ops!
Jen: Back to match.com for you...
An exclamation one screams when one feels the desire to release one's rage onto a black person. When screaming, one must give a peace sign and look very constipated.
"BLACK RAGE!", Mike screamed as he tackled Grant
To send someone a link to Rebecca Black's mind-numbingly awful song "Friday" when they were expecting the link to send them somewhere completely different. This is similar to a Rick Roll, but much much worse.
Jerry told me that the link was to a hilarious news story, but instead I had to listen to that girl screech "Friday" over and over again. Why does she list the days of the week? Why?! I was just Rebecca Blacked. And it isn't even Friday. That bastard.
1. An album by a hip hop duo of the same name.
2. A hip hop duo consisting of Mos Def and Talib Kweli.
3. Another name for a blackhole.
4. The name of a transportation line used to take African-Americans to Africa.
5. A Greek terrorist group.
6. A Chinesse Gun.
1. The album Black Star is fucking fly.
2. Have you listened to Black Star?
3. That nigga gots sucked into a blackstar.
4. Aye didjou hearrr that ther takin' niggas back to Aefrica?
5. Dem Black Stars done blowed up my nigga Jimmy!
6. That fucking Asian done shot my nigga Timmy!
A pop song performed by Michael Jackson, promoting racial integration. Largely ignored by most people, because they still insist on:
a) if they are white, calling black people "lazy niggers" and saying they're all on welfare, though President Obama doesn't appear to be, but none of them like to entertain the fact that they are being presided over by someone who - gasp! - has darker skin then they do.
b) if they are black claiming total innocence on the racist front, and responding to a remark that is racist against black people with a remark equally racist against white people
c) judging from skin color, even subconsciously, and generalizing all white people into racist assholes, even if all they did was not meet your eye in a crowded mall or whatever.
racist white person: you lazy nigger, get off welfare and maybe the economy will get better.
racist black person: shut up you racist crackerhonky!
neutral mixed person: uh, that was racist too, moron.
RBP: its payback for all the racist B.S. my grandma had to go through, pickin' cotton and all -
RWP: yeah, you should still be picking cotton, porch monkey!
RBP: - SHUT UP REDNECK!
Michael Jackson: Sha'mone, you guys, it doesn't matter if you're black or white! *grabs crotch*
*RWP, RBP, NMP, and MJ all start dancing Thriller, proving people of all races can still dance together in peace, without using a racial slur! yay us!*
getting so drunk/fucked up that you no longer are aware of what you are doing or whats going on. . . but find out the next morning because what you did was so obnoxiously funny it bares repeating
Man Brian, when you blacked out last night you were all over Tom's girlfriend. . . he was pissed!
a type of beef that comes from a breed of black hornless cows from Scotland
I'll order the black angus steak please.