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Pulling A Chontos

To do something idiotic, rude, or just plain stupid.

Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.

Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos

by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011


pull an Evony

1. Lying about your origins, even when they are obvious.
2. Charging 10 times the amount something is really worth.
3. Censoring all opposition.

Examples of pull an Evony.

1. Bob: Aren't you Canadian?
Bill: No! I'm Mexican, eh!

2. Bob: I have a pen, do you want to buy it?
Bill: How much?
Bob: 10 bucks.
Bill: No way.
Bob: This pen will give you a huge advantage over other writers though.
Bill: I'll take it!

3. Bob: Dude! You just ran over a cat!
Bill: No I didn't.
Bob: Yes you did, dude. I'm gonna tell someone.
Bill: Be quiet. *kills*

by Milo the Great July 15, 2010


pull or die

So you give your keys, bank card, mobile phone (basically everything except for your clothes) to your pals at home before going to a club/bar and let them know you give everything back only if you come back with a sex partner.

Bro! Pull or Die tonight Bro?
Bro! We don't have a place to stay. Pull or Die tonight!

by iwearnexus September 03, 2015


Pull a Mab

To constantly be lacking change or enough money to purchase small items of low value when others go to the store for you, then conveniently forgetting to give the little amount back or assuming that since it is a small amount the lender does not want it back or will forget about it.

Did he give you your 2$ back for the lotto tickets we bought as a group last week ? No he pulled a Mab and pretended he forgot. I hate people who pull a Mab

by Joe Milosovich November 30, 2006


Pull an Ackey

To do something so dumb, it can only be described as being "Jarett dumb".

An few examples of how to Pull an Ackey would include:

-Taking out street signs as a form of entertainment.

-Accidentally forgetting you lent out your vehicle to your father and reporting it stolen a few hours later.

-Calling for emergency first-aid because you want some Tylenol.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there as well. Call in sick hours later and get busted.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there...again. Call in sick and get busted...again.

by Joe Mama II January 21, 2009


pulling an akg

Saying something moronic all of your friends will leave you for sure.

"Who is George Washington?"
"Oh great he's pulling an akg."

by Jimmy922 September 28, 2017


Pulling a Ronster

To have sex with 6 playmates at the same time.

Me: Dude, my wife caught me pulling a ronster!
My friend: You slept with 6 playmates?!!!
Me: I'm shittin you not!

by The Weadamann May 29, 2009