Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

Try not to get caught up in your narrative when Mercury and Pluto square off for Fucks Offs Sakeryv

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I?

Another word for a pick me

how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.

When You Attempt The Seventh

something that is will always fail in the worst way possible.

"Dude I was home alone I committed When You Attempt The Seventh, it went so wrong."

When the cat is away the mice will play

An idiom used when people (mostly kids) mess around and sometimes abuse their leeway when someone in authority is not around. Used to describe disobedient people, like kids.

Person 1: Have you seen the kids in the classroom? Person 2: Yeah, the teacher ain't around and they're abusing their leeway. Person 1: Well that's a problem. When the cat is away the mice will play anyway.

That's what your mom said when you were born

You say this when someone insults you.

"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."

When Joe has ligma

"Dude Joe has ligma. What! Ligma balls on your face

When Joe has ligma he wants to lick balls