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The act of receiving a blumpkin while in a Dunkin' Donuts Franchise.
Friend#1: "Dude, I heard that Jim was at Dunkin Donuts the other day and had to shit. After he went in some slut followed him and gave him a blumpkin in there"!
Friend#2: "Yeah dude, I was there! He totally got a Dunkin' Blumpkin".
When a woman is taking a shit on the toilet the man proceeds to eat out her vagina
Hey babe its your turn to return the so how bout that reversal blumpkin
"I'm so desperate for an Explosive Blumpkin rn!"
"Just Call Rory bro"
Receiving a blowjob while actively pooping your pants behind the wheel.
She started going down on me, and I shit my pants halfway through — full Commuter’s Blumpkin.
A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .
I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!
Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.
It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
The act of receiving a satisfying blumpkin during flight in an airplane bathroom.
On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.