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when your friend takes a bong rip and then gives you that nasty shnasty zucker-suck 9000 ushy gushy with the water works while blowing that sweet sweet smog out around the shaft of your mighty meat.
"dude did you see john last night? he was totally smogging on sammy's log"
ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."
A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.
Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker”
A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.
Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out
Passing a poop or turd from one butthole to another butthole
Samantha gave me the “Oregon logging truck” last night.
When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.
Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.
When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!
Me and the wife treated ourselves to a Vietnamese log jammer last night
When you stick your dick in the asshole of somebody with liquid diarrhea to stop the flow, then you release it for a big waterfall of shit.
I did a uganda log jammer on my girlfriend when she had the shits, I ended up covered in shit though.