/j

When hiring someone through online apps such as social media platforms!

You’re hired /j

:j

The "Douchegrin". Used properly when stating something douche-like. May cause explosion of the jugular vein leading to death.

Phil: Your such a douche bro.
Tony: :j
Phil: AISFJAPSODHFRWHIERH.

j

short for joint; a marijuana cigarette

I wanna smoke a j.

:j

Similar to a smile :) But a very cheeky one :j
Also known as a goofy smile, a grin. Similar to trollface, but not nearly as intense.

Appropriate for when you say or do something sly.
Also good for when cracking a dumb joke.

A: What's brown and sticky?
B: Uhhg...poop?
A: A stick
B: ...
A: :j

J's

a fresh pair of nike air jordan kicks

i see you have a fresh pair of J's on .....yeah they the new six rings

j

1. the act of making a jump shot in a game of basketball while another player desperately jumps in a flailing effort to contest/block the shot; derived from Michael Jordan's greatest shot, thus being called the "j" because of his last initial.

2. j's: jesus' basketball shoes.

3. a joint of marijuana.

3... 2... 1 !!!!!!! THE BULLS WIN! that nikka got J'd!!!

i just got a fresh pair of j's from footlocker.

yo homez, pass the fawkin j already damn!

Will J

1.the act of receiving a tickling sensation around the ass hole, usually given by a neurotic and/or tang-or-rang hoochie. 2. a shot in beer pong that rims around the cup and "rims" out, could be applied in any sport with balls and circle

In the act of shooting beer pong: Man I just got Will J'd!

Dude: That chick was so caring she gave me a Will J!