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at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.

I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.

by fuzzywasabear April 08, 2024


ass crack of egypt

Somewhere stupid far.

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt

by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021


Devil's Ass Crack

Any tight spot between two large objects where in important things can get stuck or lost ie: between the kitchen stove and the refrigerator.

John: Becky have you seen the oven mitt?

Becky: the last I saw John, it was on top of the refrigerator.

John: Crap Becky! It's fallen and now it's stuck in the Devil's Ass Crack.

by The Great White Monkey June 12, 2023


ass crack ugly

When “uglyjust doesn’t fully describe it !

Man , that girl was ass crack ugly !

by Cam11 September 06, 2019


ass crack of america

A phrase most commonly used to describe Ft. Polk Louisiana.

"I have to spend two weeks in the ass crack of america."

by Tibbles69 July 11, 2022


My ass crack day

sniff yo ass crack in October 20

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"

by muíamor October 19, 2019