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This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.
Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!
The forcing of air through scrotal pockets, resulting in a bubbly, flapping, farting sound. Aka a ball queef.
This dude kept blarting every time he did standing bow pose.
To reach a climax during sex or masturbation ( typically men )
Dude I was sucking so hard, I had to try not to blart immediately.
Don't stop, oh yeah, I'm blarting
A man who farts out their dick (a male queef)
Person 1: I blarted by accident!
Person 2: Thats nasty yo
A person who doesn’t know what a lot of things mean.
John: do you know what a catwalk is ?
Matt: a what ?
John: ugh you’re such a blart!