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First you shit in a girls mouth so she chokes on it, then give her a minute. Then you jizz in her mouth. Take the blender you have near by and blender the mix and kill her.
Friend: Why are you dressed for a funeral?
You: I gave my girlfriend the blender last night... you know how that goes!
A blender made to blend babies into small pieces.
Last night Kyle and Isaac use the Baby Blender to blend up some babies.
Someone who blends both masculine and feminine together in the way they physically present.
Put your gender in the blender!
Boy George and Annie Lennox are gender blenders, we are legion.
alcoholic beverage consisting of lucid (absinthe, NOT absente), jager, root beer and red bull. have fun, and your liver will write its congressman.
barkeep, one frog in a blender
A common sex position in which a couple engages in sexual intercourse immediately after having a full meal. Often done unintentionally, but sometimes done with malicious intent. Usually followed by an unwarranted amount of bodily fluids.
Guy: "Hey babe, I know you just ate an entire pizza, but I really want to try out the food blender right now. It sounds pretty kinky, ya know?"
*Post-intercourse*
Girl: "BLAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHRHFRHGHFSSFDSFHGFH"
When a band try mixing genres and it's too much, just making unrecognizable noise.
G: have you heard OL's new album?
S: Yeah, i couldn't figure out if i like it or not, sounded like a metal blender.
bizzy d...not only does this mean a slutty hoe bag, but it also means a the act of a female/male putting their partner's penis in her/his mouth a moving her/his head to apply shaking to the penis(like a blender)...thankyou for that experience bizzy d!
I want my first banana blender to be from a redhead..they're so hot!