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A person who spends time drinking heavy amounts of vodka and tries to convince you they know what they're talking about.
DRUNK: "I'm a zombie and I will punch you in the butt with my middle finger and it'll bleed"
SANEONE: "Uhm, you don't know what you're talking about"
DRUNK: "YES I DO, STOP TELLING ME THAT I EVOLVED FROM A PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TOILET!"
SANEONE: "You're such a Chrome dart"
have a cigarette, often with friends while you're hanging out.
Let's kick a dart.
A misjudgment due to the shadows from crappy bar lighting, where one believes they scored on an intended target, but actually missed.
I thought I had closed out 15, but alas I was fooled by a dart mirage.
A Cheese Dart occurs when flecks of cheese and pasta are discharged from a penis after sodomizing a cellmate who ate a bowl of macaroni the previous day.
"Hey Tony...I'm gonna spray your back wit cheese darts tomorrow if you eat that cheesy macaroni today!"
The term used for a sharp fart, usually squeezed out forcefully.
I had to use the restroom but i shot a poop dart instead.
Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".
Farts and Darts
A dart (cigarette) you found in the bush. Best kind of cigarette to smoke because you never know where that darts been, adds an adrenaline rush to a regular old smoke.
Hey Joe, found a couple bush darts, let's hack em and see what happens.