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If your drenched in sweat and you die the sweat cracks back and you become a meth fossil.
That tweaker needs to hydrate he's gonna turn to a meth fossil!!!
When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001
Your shitty fossil phone barely works
an old, gay bottom that likes to get railed. often used to be considered a twink when younger. hole is loose and pliable.
Wow, what a gape! That old twink Brian has become a fossil bottom.
When you’re so old you nutt ashes.
“That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.
Its like.. every fossil found by people. In the world :0
Paleontologist 1: Hey, we found a new fossil! Be careful not to break it!
Paleontologist 2: Alright, I'll also tell them to add it to the fossil record.