hell

a place christians use to guilt people into believing what they believe

Christian Guy: You know, if you dont believe in Jesus Our Savior, you're going to hell.

Other Guy: STFU!!!!
*breaks christian guy's face in with miniature cross*

hell

A city in Michigan that freezes over every winter.

Bob:ya, when Hell freezes over
Mark:k, i can wait

Hell

A special place reserved for rich people.

You rich people will never escape the flames of Hell.Never,ever,ever,ever,ever.....

Hell

The life of a highschool student.

Friend: How much work do you have?
Me: Too much. My life is hell right now.

hell

Dick Cheney's hometown

Satan had to ask Dick to leave hell because he was taking over.

hell

An extreme. Hell is always the most extreme in all things. typically comes after the word "as".

Similar to the prefix "hella-".

Dang, jessie, that horse is fast as hell

Internet Explorer is slow as hell

hell

Staying in quarantine

“quarantine is like a living hell”