A man with an exceptionally large dick
“Hey Sally, did you see that guy over there?!”
“Yeah his zipper was screaming. The mans a tripod.”
A guy named Tristan with a 28 inch cock. Or had enough sch-meat to use it as a hammer or deadly weapon.
What's up Tripod? There goes Tripod knocking out the customers again.
When you have one night stands for three days in a row.
"Man I had a tripod last week"
"What do you mean?"
"I had a one night stand with Julie three nights in a row."
"You guys together now?"
"No, I haven't seen her since"
Or
"I am so worn out from my tripod last week"
"Whoah! Who with?"
"I had Julie on Tuesday, Savanah on Wednesday, and then Trixie on Thursday!"
"Woah. Hear from them since?"
"Nope, they went back to Arizona"
A man who loves cameras and has a large passion for photography
He is a tripod
When three guys plug up a girls vagina, arsehole and mouth
When we put Claire on the tripod, it went off.
A dog that only has three legs
"Hey let tripod inside its cold outside before he starts to bark"