When someone cut their wrists (and optionally, their throat) before backflipping off the roof, hence creating a red shower for everyone standing below.
Did you visit Sam's red shower yesterday?
Yes lmao it was quite refreshing in this hot weather
When the police officer asks you what colour the traffic lights were when you went over.
Bob: No officer, it was an orange, an orangey red.
Officer: Sounds like a red to me.
Bob: Well, if I went on a green, my brother might be coming the other way.
When a girl has her period in the shower
Dude there is blood all over the shower, i think my girlfriend had a red waterfall.
When your penis is ripped from your body in a mosh pit.
I would love to go to the mosh pit, but i'm afraid i might not be covered for a red zeppelin by my health insurance.
When someone does something so heinous, that you'd start Nuclear Armageddon over it.
I'm totally pressing the Red Button for this bitch! I want her and everything she loves to disappear!
A god creation,"cult" huge penis with sexy red hair, irresistible.
"He's coming" "who's coming" RED MEAT!" "RUNNNN"