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Upper decking while simultaneously receiving a blowjob.
I caught my buddy banging my wife little did he know his wife gave me an upper blumpkin at his house warming party.
(Noun) When the person giving a Blumpkin licks the unwiped anal cavity of the Blumpkin recipient then continues giving oral sex with the feces on the lips.
“Hey Carl, I heard Jillian gave you a chocolate Blumpkin last night.”
Sitting on the toilet sucking a dude off, whilst being sucked by a woman and both guys bust simultaneously making it seem as if the guy standings load went in n out.
We were so fucked last night. that in n out blumpkin will be one for the books.
When (as a male) you are 69ing with a girl and another girl is pegging you at the same time.
Chase Evil Blumpkined last night and now no one can walk today.
A jewish person giving a male head while he's taking a shit
Ariel, my friend wants a jewish blumpkin!
When you and ur shorty slam a Gordita crunch at Taco Bell, and while unloading on the shitter, you yell for her to suck you off. When she gets on her knees, flip a quick 180 and shart all over her.
Yeah man last Friday my girl gave me the super Taco Bell blumpkin ! It was awesome !
A bomb rush blumpkin is where your getting a blumpkin (getting or giving head while on the toilet) and playing splatoon 2 at the same time
“Yo my girl just gave me a bomb rush blumpkin it was fire”