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(Noun) When the person giving a Blumpkin licks the unwiped anal cavity of the Blumpkin recipient then continues giving oral sex with the feces on the lips.
“Hey Carl, I heard Jillian gave you a chocolate Blumpkin last night.”
Sitting on the toilet sucking a dude off, whilst being sucked by a woman and both guys bust simultaneously making it seem as if the guy standings load went in n out.
We were so fucked last night. that in n out blumpkin will be one for the books.
A vehicle used to for cascading the soil dunes of any central slash state (e.g Maryland). The rider is known to wear a fake fake-digital camo jumpsuit and be goofy at all times. For the vehicle to be considered a Yamaha Blumpkin, the rider must taking a shit at all times while on the vehicle.
"Yo dude that guy totally shredded while on his Yamaha Blumpkin today."
"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
When (as a male) you are 69ing with a girl and another girl is pegging you at the same time.
Chase Evil Blumpkined last night and now no one can walk today.
A jewish person giving a male head while he's taking a shit
Ariel, my friend wants a jewish blumpkin!
When you and ur shorty slam a Gordita crunch at Taco Bell, and while unloading on the shitter, you yell for her to suck you off. When she gets on her knees, flip a quick 180 and shart all over her.
Yeah man last Friday my girl gave me the super Taco Bell blumpkin ! It was awesome !
A bomb rush blumpkin is where your getting a blumpkin (getting or giving head while on the toilet) and playing splatoon 2 at the same time
“Yo my girl just gave me a bomb rush blumpkin it was fire”