This best looking guy at the table
Hey, look at that table bait, maybe we should join them.
When you jump from table to table ordering drinks to avoid being added to any check when it’s time to pay
Aunt Lucy is playing missed check table bingo again!
When something happens in life and you feel you’ve seen how the cookie crumbles.
You wake up and smell the cheese and think. “It’s all just tables and chairs out here”
Everyone has (or will) experience a time in their life that will make them think or feel this expression. You cannot change fate. That’s just tables and chairs.
“It’s all just tables and chairs man”
“You never know what it’s gonna be until it’s tables and chairs”
When you eat something off your partners back during sex.
Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.
practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.
Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"
A common code within the drug underworld used to describe a significant deal with a rival gang.
"Meet you at the restaurant tonight, there is only one table"