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A conversation that gets you so worked up it makes you hit the table. Usually to draw attention or show anger.
Man if you tell a sexist jokes around her she becomes a real table pounder.
The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.
Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.
"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"
When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".
I went out with a girl and there were a lot of hands on the table.
Aggressively wacking it on a table
Aggressively wacking a penis on a table
He tabled in the dining room as the family watched on christmas
The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table
John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose
take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving
evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back