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bliss the table

Setting that shit a blaze

Example: Keep fucking around and I'm gonna bliss your house.

White people: pass the salt and pepper

Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.

by TrueBlkStory March 16, 2017


cUN+$TABLE

Unstable police rental prices.

Bro, every cUN+$TABLE costs more than the last one!

by Abbott December 19, 2022


I see how the tables fold

A sarcastic way of saying “I see how it is” — usually after realising someone’s true priorities, loyalty, or intentions.

Ohh okay.. I see how the tables fold😐”

by Rahhhh.her June 12, 2025


《¤》I《¤》Jumped《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Coffee《¤》Table《¤》

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《¤》I《¤》Jumped《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Coffee《¤》Table《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025


legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

by a18n October 10, 2020


10 legged table

10 legged table refers to when one person is bent forward providing felatio to another person, while being penetrated from behind by additional person, and while simultaneously stimulating two other people with their hands. Five people total are involved in a "10 legged table", the one providing services, and the four receiving.

Dan was satisfied, but sore, following the 10 legged table he performed with the four college basketball players.

by blackhawk45lc October 23, 2023


tuscan table

when a girl is down on all fours, has a guy in her ass, in her mouth, and a guy on each of her tits.

Yo! Me and the guys turned Ant's mom in a Tuscan table last night!

by Fabio big dick August 12, 2017