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Rounded shoulders and back acquired from sitting for hours at a desk over a computer.(special shout-out to renegadehealth.com)
After she discovered the social webs, she became so obsessed she turned into a desk turtle.
When someone has a sexual arrousal to turtles.
“I want to shove my dick inside a turtle, I think I have a turtle fetish”
A magical gay creature that floats around granting As.
It will, on occasion, poop Hershey's Kisses, DumDums, and Starbursts for promising students.
Only the purest of souls will ever come across one of these, but if you do, make sure to complement its rainbow shell.
Although the flying turtle is rainbow, it does appreciate the color gray.
the ring around the water in a dirty-ass toilet
"dude that bathroom was NASTY. severe turtle hem.."
Having sex while wearing your partner like a backpack, thereby resembling the shell of a turtle. Often performed with people who have ninja turtle names, and are little bitches who can be carried around like a baby.
Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.
When your balls shrivel up into your abdomen, leaving the scrotum looking like a ridge-textured turtle shell. This is commonly caused by either exposure to cold or in those situations that give you the willies, much like goosebumps.
I stepped into the pool, as soon as my balls touched the water, immediate turtle shell.
When you are buried in the sand on the beach with your ass only out; getting fucked while sounding like a sea turtle.
After we turtle nesting we crawled back up shore.