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weird faggot that sits in a hole dancing with pandas
happy meal eater
Andrew turtle.
1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.
2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)
2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!
the last drink of your beer that turns too warm to drink that you pour out
Dude I had to drink turtle piss because I didn’t want to look like a bitch not finishing my beer
Something awkward or unfortunately true, normally referring to something dirty.
Mary: I just had to pick up my medication.
John: Oh, for your herpes?
Mary: Yeah; turtle true.
When a guy eats a spicy food and then picks your 🍑
Man I didn’t know I was gonna get a roasted turtle last night.. that burnt my bum
what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw.
the restaurant gave me a paper straw fuck turtle i want a plastic straw.
When it is so cold outside that your balls go back inside of your body.
It was like 5 degrees yesterday and i swear my balls were going turtle all day.