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Something a person/people in a relationship do that is so unironically adorable and romantic that it’s almost like they’re calling you out for being a single loser in multiple different ways without ever directly addressing you.
Person 1: “I saw this couple walking down the sidewalk last night and the guy gave his girlfriend his jacket to put over her head so she wouldn’t get wet when it started to rain.”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”
Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”
Asking a buddy to give you a dollar
Hey Cala give me a dolla
Being a catalyst of self education
My edu-me-cation stems from childhood to the classroom
When you fuck her so hard, she needs food to refuel
Jeez, Elliott, you fucked me hungry! Is that a thing? Fuck me hungry? It should be. ( it wasn't so I put it on urban dictionary )
Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."
Hellstrom: "You Appear Just Like Me." Cthulhu: "I Do Not Care."