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When right before a woman climaxes you pull your head, arms, and legs into your shirt and pretend to be a scared turtle.
“Yo my G got mad at me because I was turtle dippin’ her last night”
A type of deformed and geriatric turtle that hates democracy, giving to the poor, and america, but is loyal to russia and putin. It is also usually loyal to the treason weasel, but has been witnessed fighting with it. It i believed to have been created from some mutated scum and piss on the floor of a random bathroom inside the kremlin. It is extremely evil and dangerous and should be killed on sight.
We need to destroy the fucking treason turtle!
n. - A day to yourself where you stay in your metaphorical "shell" and do only what you want to do.
Typically, a person will stay in bed with a laptop and/or pen and paper. Maybe under blankets (like the turtle's shell)
Today, I didn't want to go to class or work, so I took a Turtle Day as my roommate brought me food in bed and I doodled all day. It was well deserved and rephreshing
I heard you're stressed out, why not take a Turtle Day? It can help you wind out!
A swaggy turtle has a lot of swag and style but is shy😏🤏🏼 yet steaming hot and scrumptious
your a swaggy turtle mister
A turtle that lives in the desert
Look at that desert turtle!
When you are turtle heading and sneeze which in turn chops the head off
I was turtle heading and sneezed which beheading the turtle