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The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.
JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...
The appearance of micropenis on an especially obese male. It looks like a turtle that is too socially awkward to come out of its shell.
I saw an awkward turtle in the locker room. Made me feel a lot better about myself.
When something is to hawt to handle and u boutta busy just from the greatness
This song is hawt as frog turtles ol son
When your fucking a girl and you stick your elbow in another girls vagina.
I went to my girls house and we started to fuck and she said let me call me friend so we started fucking again and I put my elbow in her vagina and my girl said I didn't know you knew the Virginia Turtle
They guy you get your turtle from.. If you dont know what turtle is look it up!!
Friend: hey can u get any turtle?
Me: Yah i just gotta stop and see the turtle fairy.
A turtle with the capabilities to kill you by simply crossing the street if you happen to look at it.
"Bro did you just see that Death Turtle?!"
"It's been good." *cries*
A flying turtle that shoots cum out of it's eyes.
"Oh NO! It's the flying cum turtle! Everyone RUN!"