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that one guy in middle school that airballs 5/6 freethows even though he's black
him: have you seen isaac lately\
her: no he suicided because he missed every freethrow
Isaac is the cuttest and hottest person you will ever meet.
He always gets the girls because of his cuteness.
Even though he is small he is the best.
"Who's that ?"
"Dont you know its the cute kid called Isaac."
this guy is an amazing friend. hes really, sporty and can be funny at some times. he always will stand up for you, no matter what. he isnt that trustworthy, but he DOES give great advice. he says "i love you" to everyone, so you never know when he means it. overall, this guy is super nice, and a fantastic friend.
"ahhh, Isaac is so nice! hes kind of a player tho."
Smart and good at basketball 🏀🔥. He gets good grades. He can shoot from anywhere on the court. He has had 4 gf and doesnt want to date. He has a daily commute of one hour and goes to a small school 😒.
Isaac is great at basketball! 😱
Literally the best person on the planet. It is commonly known that an Isaac can lift buses with their pinky and blow down houses made from straw, sticks and even bricks they are also known to be the funniest person alive with an IQ of a few billion.
Man i heard God was game-ended by an Isaac.
A man of culture and manliness, he often sports swagger clothes yet has no continuous style. He is a great guy to talk to and will always make you laugh no matter what is going on. He is extremely hot and although being humble has a massive cock, almost 9inch. He has a deep understanding of most games, spending too much time watching theory videos on all of them. He is an extremely creative guy and can think of the wildest shit without breaking a sweat. People say he 'he is an Isaac, he's unique. For his knowledge of D&D, his funniness, his attackyness, his outward personality, his love for his girlfriend, and his hatred for her too.' Also uses way too many pickup lines on certain people, out of spite.
Man1: Is that a 9inch cock?
Man2: Well that's Isaac for you
*sitcom music*
*deranged baboon noises*