Scientific Pronoun
-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra
Originator: DR Ryan Swain
"This kundalini's got my head doing wakening mind spasms."
When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.
"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."
When you suddenly and inadvertently shout or scream a cuss word.
Usually its triggered by your mind's sudden recitation of a past embarrassing moment.
A: Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!! Bloody hell!!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fcuK!!!
B: What? did something happen?
A: *pauses* idk...(it's the cussing spasm)
when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis
‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’
When you can not speak normally, stuttering over your words
You were having a word spasm over there when you Were talking to your crush
Listening to your favorite song and trying to sing along as you climax while masturbating. Often causes the individual dizziness afterwards.
"That harmony spasm was amazing the mix of music and my cum was just great!!"