When you prolong the urge to defecate until the last possible minute and then when you finally sit on the toilet you forcefully grunt to expel the fecal matter creating a “blap” sound that echoes from the toilet.
During the ride home from Panda Express, Dave new a power blap was imminent.
Dude I just power blapped so hard it sounded like a tuba in the toilet!
A term used during the wild west meaning assassination.
That fella John has been causing havoc to my business! Im paying for a Blap job on this man!
The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property.
Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meat-sword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarrassing for the blapper and blappie.
Tim got blapped by Charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.
The combination between the first letters of the hottest, most talented four woman ever in history. Bri(B)Lily(L)Adeline(A)Precious(P)
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When you rip pubes out then jizz in your hand and sprinkle the pubes on top of the jizz and then slap someone in the face.