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Blumpkin-When a girl or guy sucks your fucking dong when taking a massive poo.
Guy 1: dude my girlfriend game me the best blumpkin ever.
Guy 2: really what the motherfucking shit is that.
Guy 1: its means i was dropping a massive deuce when she sucked my weiner off.
Guy 2: really you lucky son of a bitch you came and pooped at the same time i wish i new what feels like.
Guy 1: its the best feeling ever, I was cumming and shitting at same time.
A nickname for Virgina Governor, Glenn Youngkin.
Virginia Governor Glenn Blumpkin is a fascist who targets public school educators, who are absolute angels.
The fine art of recieving oral pleasure while defacating.
Josh's mom gave me great blumpkin and then wiped me afterwards.
Where a man is taking a shit and a women polishes his knob
1. (blump-kyn)-noun
The act of a person performing oral sex to a man when he is pooping.
Alyssa Marie will give Randall Ryan a blumpkin.
jp - andrea give me some blumpkin
andrea - no!
tina - i'll do it!
verb: When a man receives a blowjob while on the toilet or taking a dump.
Emily was super drunk and she totally gave me a blumpkin.