When your friend Jacob takes too long to process things being said. The loading period lasts usually around from 1 minute to 87 business days
friend: Anybody wanna go out?
Jacob: (Loading...)
The worst word in the world for impatient people
“Loading...”
“Any second now”
*5 minutes later*
“Loading...”
“WHYYYYYYYYYYY”
*10 thousand years later*
“Finished loading”
“OH MY GOD IT’S FINALLY DONE LOADING”
A combination of male and female love juices commonly left behind on a stainable after having sex on it.
Did you see how much combo load we dripped on the couch? We should use a towel next time.
When you and your significant other haven’t married yet but you need a way to refer to their dad as your dad
This is John my dad-in-loading.
A Loaded Banana is a penis with foodstuffs on it, (Whipped Cream, Honey, Candy, etc.) to be presumably eaten off or during fellatio.
“Remember fruit by the foot?”
“Of course! I gave my girl a Loaded Banana with it while she sucked me off and she loved it.”