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Epic cool kid very fun . fun jokes .
Natural habitat: royale high trading server
Sneezy the turtle is epik epik wow so cool
When during a rim job, the rimee squeezes some amount of turd out, either voluntarily or involuntarily, and poop ends up on or in the rimmer's mouth.
"I wasn't feeling well, but he insisted on rimming me. I ended up giving him a turtle surprise."
The act of masturbating to completion!
My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!
A female or male that is obsessed with turtles until the end of time.
Tristen is such a turtle girl.
what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw.
the restaurant gave me a paper straw fuck turtle i want a plastic straw.
One of Gerard Way 's most popular nicknames.
Example1
PersonA: Can you believe Mikey Way is getting hotter and hotter while his brother is slightly turning into an elderly gay turtle?
Example2
Frank Iero : "I bought a new pillow for my bunk today. Just got into bed and found out it smells like it was previously used owned by an elderly turtle. Uncool" (source Twitter)
Everyone: "Same Frank we miss him too"
Phrase used in the place of saying “Shat My Pants”, “Shit My Pants”, “Sharted”, and “Pinched A Nugget”.
“Hold up, I Just Caught The Turtle.”
“Benny Caught The Turtle on the tower of terror the other day.”
“If I hear that you Caught The Turtle at scream fest I’m going to fucking break up with you so fucking fast you won’t know what fucking hit you!!!”