An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.
Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"
Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"
An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.
Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"
Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"
A COMPLETE CONPIRACY TABLES ARENT REAL CHAIRS ARE USE TO TO POOP ON NOT SIT ON
The best object in existence, besides the chair of course. Items are often placed on this object.
Tyler: Did you see last nights football games?
Grant: table
a magic device that makes you fly on command
a magic table makes me fly on command
A place where you sit by, sit things, and where nearly anything can happen on top of it (And I mean everything)
Got 4 legs innit. Bare space for stuff n that. Man eats his scrub off dem tings cant lie
Mom: foods on the table
Me: wagwarn blud