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An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

by Capycinno April 03, 2025


TABLE

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

by Capycinno April 03, 2025


Table

A COMPLETE CONPIRACY TABLES ARENT REAL CHAIRS ARE USE TO TO POOP ON NOT SIT ON

TABLE=CONSPIRACY

by Dr.Hu November 27, 2021


Table

The best object in existence, besides the chair of course. Items are often placed on this object.

Tyler: Did you see last nights football games?
Grant: table

by ilovetheletterh February 09, 2022


table

a magic device that makes you fly on command

a magic table makes me fly on command

by skyler blood February 21, 2019


Table

A place where you sit by, sit things, and where nearly anything can happen on top of it (And I mean everything)

Did you do it on the Table

by Leviction March 13, 2023


Table

Got 4 legs innit. Bare space for stuff n that. Man eats his scrub off dem tings cant lie

Mom: foods on the table
Me: wagwarn blud

by Road242man March 29, 2022