janky ass code

unkempt, rushed code written by inebriated programmers that miraculously works and becomes completely unreadable the next day

Dev1: Hey man, did you finish your project last night?
Dev2: Nah bro, I started last minute and janky ass coded the entire thing in an hour
Dev1: Respect

Best Friend Code

The unwritten rules of friendship. Never have a relationship with someone your best friend has feelings for. Never sleep with your best friend's exes, no matter what they say. Even if they say it's okay and they approve, don't do it if you are a true friend. And if you do, you're not a true friend.

Stephanie had strong feelings for this guy she once pretended to hate, yet her best friend completely overlooked this by disobeying the best friend code and having a relationship with him. Now they are no longer friends.

geek code

Godaman'it It's l33t sp34k.

1 h8t3 831Ng @ 93eK d0 joo und3rst4nd?

ROFL HA HA HA JOO n00b

code 3

FOLIAGE...The moment of despair when ones umbrella clashes with foliage (any shrubbery including hedges, trees, and over hanging growths)

Louise: yeah so totally...this rain buggs me out!!
Scoop: yeah defo!
(walk down narrow path next to over hanging shrubs)
Louise: My umbrella!!!
Scoop: OMG...WE HAVE A CODE 3!! THATS A CODE 3
Both: CODE 3!!!!!!!!!

Tha G Code

A code of conduct and honor that is expected from a gangster or honorable male.

I ain't tellin those pigs shit! I'm stickin to tha g code.

Code-o-phobia

Code-O-Phobia *noun*
to develop a negative feeling while developing messy code

Example: "Damn bro I think I got Code-O-Phobia

Area Code System

Every human being on the planet can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code). The first digit denotes the rating of how attractive the face is (0-9). The second digit describes whether you would sleep with that person or not (0=no, 1=yes). And finally, the third digit describes how attractive the person’s body is (0-9).

Megan Fox is my dream girl, using the area code system, she's a total 919!