v card

for a girl to give up her vagina to a man

have you gave your v card to your boyfriend

V-Souls

Short for “Vaccinated Souls.” When unjabbed saved souls might temporarily be denied entry at Pearly Gates until they present their vaccination certificate, in which case they would be sent back to Earth to get their WHO-approved shot before they could enjoy the eternal privileges of their stress- and suffering-free status.

Guesstimate how many born-agains, not considered V-souls, would be turned away in 2021, who failed to take into account that few angels were trained to detect any asymptomatic corona cases.

squeef (v.)

though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef (v.).

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

V-squad

<VIRGIN SQUAD>
A group that promises to stay a virgin til they get married or meet that special someone then when they do the group decides if that is really the special person V-SQAUD then if they do have sex with then then they can come back as a SECONDARY V but if they do it again then they are permantly kicked out

guy-"Are you a virgin"
girl-"Yup proud to sponsor V-SQUAD"
guy-"Im a virgin too can i join"

v-raping

The act of therapudisizing. (See v-rape)

Yo tod, stop v-raping.

"v" muscle

Something women expect all men to have in order to not be called ugly, but when men do get this, all women care about is the body of the male and not who they really are inside. So they get laid a lot. When this happens, men get blamed for being pigs. This is known as "Feminism"

Dude: Yo lovely lady, i got a good personality and a cute butt.

Lady: Ew, no sixpack, build in coffee maker of "v" muscle, go away.

Dude: But i got blankets and movies to caress you softly in!

Lady: Freak. Go away or im calling the cops.

V-ball

volleyball, a sport involving tossing a ball back and forth over a net

I'm sick of V-ball. What else is there to do.