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an awsome song by neil cicierega (a.k.a. lemon demon) on the album "hip to the java bean"
person 1- hey did you here that song by neil, "sick puppy"
person 2- nah, what album is it on?
person 1- it's on "hip to the java bean"
A man or woman with an illness that dates a normal healthy person. People with low self worth will look at a "sick puppy" and see that them as cute, needy, and feel attracted because they believe they can fix or comfort the person and find purpose for their own life. It's also a way to escape rejection or being dumped, because it's hard to get dumped when the sick puppy dies.
Since his divorce Larry likes to chase sick puppies. He wants to fix them to make himself feel important. He found a sick puppy in England, traveled to her, and porked with her while she was in hospice.
what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!
hot. smash.
Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs
Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"
fluffy puppy is a lady killer
massive cock 9-14 inch's minimum
great lover and is always a gentleman
OMFG MY BF NAIT FLUFFY PUPPY BENSON HAS A MASSIVE AND MAGICAL COCK HE IS THE GREATEST LOVER
if you date a Nait Benson your lucky asf
great on the grill if you add a little salt to them they'll be just right i prefer rat terrier guts over pitbull but it's great on a kabob
Puppy Fucker - Kind of a lazy, sometimes clueless person, not really offensive
Puppy Fuck'N - Wasting time, not being very productive, be a lazy toad
PFr - Bubba, I told you to take out the trash yesterday you miserable (PFr) Puppy Fucker
PFn - Hey what are you doing today? not much just (PFn) Puppy Fucking
PFr - Catfish, your a low down cross-eyed (PFr) Puppy Fucker!
PFn - "phone rings"!! Hello boss! what the hell have you been doing all day? .....well just (PFn) Puppy Fuck'N
PFr - Well I'll be a (PFr) Puppy Fucker...!!!!
Puppy Fucker - Kind of a lazy, sometimes clueless person, not really offensive
Puppy Fuck'N - Wasting time, not being very productive, be a lazy toad