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A moniker for Mitch McConnell.
We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.
Best character in elden ring. He is the embodiment of all that is holy and right in the world and if attacked you will have a 100,000,000 bounty put on your head and will be hunted down by john wick. You can't kill the john wick.
I accidently killed the turtle pope and John Wick invaded my world and when he killed me he corrupted my save file.
When one has very large testicles and or penis, they will have a large bulge in their trousers that can be easily noticed.
That guy walking past the chippy has got a huge turtle pack!!
When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.
Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.
When you make fun of your friend but don't wanna get personal
Shut your land turtle ass up
When it’s cold out and your dick comes back up inside you
Turtle season is coming!
The little puff of air you do just before you poo.
I didn't get a chance to go, I only just did a turtle breath before I had to run out of the toilet.