Frog hand

Defines someone that sneezed a load in their hand.

That dude blowed so hard he's got the frog hand

frog smash

An act of sex involving a dead frog a glass table and surgical tubing

I frog smash that girl so hard last night

sad frog

4chan's mascot

Sad Frogs seem to be quite popular on /r9k/ today

Frog bed

a bed specifically used for fucking

Guy 1: Yo, you hear that Emily fucked that one black guy on the frog bed?
Guy 2: Oh word?

Fail Frog

someone who runs into a door in the dark while attempting to take a poop.

dudee, this girl just fell outside the bathroom door!

Ahh, she's such a fail frog!

Frogged

Replacement for “fucked” safe to use around religious friends and family

“Seriously get frogged dude.” “That’s frogged up” “I frogged that guy” “it was frogged how that happened”

Frogged

When a person hits another person causing muscle to spasm and jump causing nausea muscle spasms and a brief limp the next day out of spite

God dang

it I got frogged

and now it hurts to walk I got punched right in my upper side in the same spot hurts so bad