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Santa Inc.

Some Christmas stop motion "comedy" show directed by Sarah Silverman and Seth Rogen who are Jewish.

It was on released on HBO Max from 2021 and it involves Candy Smalls, a Jewish female elf who's goal is to become the first female Santa Claus. The show isn't interesting at all. If you want to watch BETTER Christmas shows and movies, watch Home Alone and The Simpsons' first episode "Roasting on an Open Fire" because those has a plot that works.

Also the jokes just drugged so much, I rather eat bricks..

Person 1: How was Santa Inc.?

Person 2: It's god awful, I couldn't watch another episode so I was crying in the bathroom..

by PeachOrchid April 20, 2025


Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.

Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.

by thehighyeast September 30, 2012


Santa Margarita Swag

Referring to Drakes song The Motto when Drake says"We got Santa Margarita by the liter".

Jim-Bro u got Santa Margarita Swag

Bob-Thanks bruh

by Drizzyyy March 05, 2012


santas grotto

The love dungeon in which Santa often takes the elves and people on the naughty list for BDSM related activities.

1) Heard some really lots screeching from Santas grotto last night.
2) Not sure if the snow was melting around Santas grotto but I saw some fluids seeping under the door this morning
3) You seen the Ho ho hoe's coming in and out of Santas grotto? Damn, they would make me cum more than once a year.

by SilentDefiner February 07, 2019


santa laws

a judge santa

santa laws

by xdr5t3evq3q December 01, 2023


Waiting for Santa to come

When Dave and Andrew went to bed with the light on

"Are they awake?"

" Nope, they're waiting for Santa to come"

by Waiting for Santa to come June 20, 2021


Sexy santa

A man that steals every ones girls and eats there ass in a bath tub and licks your mom all over every night

Sexy santa is sucking off you mom

by Peen nipple December 27, 2019