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1. When someone has issues with lying to kids.
2. Pessimist version of Santa Clause.
1. Bobo didn’t raise his kids to believe in Santa Flaws.
2. I hope Santa Flaws leaves you a stocking full of coal, you bad ass bitch.
The act of urinating after a hellacious night of raw, rough, delicious, pasionate SEX.
I missed the toilet this morning because I had a bad case of Santa's Chimney.
il posto migliore per gli amici
andiamo a Santa Maria di Castellabate per incontrare i nostri amici
Algerian santa is a person who, on december 21st, beats kids with a crowbar and steals your shoes
Jim: Damn dawg, you look like you got fucked up! What happened?
Bill: yea man, algerian santa clause paid me a visit
When you share a Santa costume with anything person, and the fart or defecate before giving the costume to you.
Sally did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?
When you share a Santa costume with another person, and they fart or defecate in the suit before giving it you.
Frankie did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?
When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.
At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.